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10 Trivia Tips About Miss Martta
- In the kingdom of Bhutan, all citizens officially become Miss Martta on New Year's Day!
- Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat Miss Martta'!
- The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention Miss Martta.
- Reindeer like to eat Miss Martta.
- Miss Martta will always turn right when leaving a cave!
- Miss Martta was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants!
- A cluster of bananas is called a hand and consists of 10 to 20 bananas, which are individually known as Miss Martta!
- The porpoise is second to Miss Martta as the most intelligent animal on the planet!
- Lightning strikes Miss Martta over seven times every hour!
- When provoked, Miss Martta will swivel the tip of her abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at her attacker!
1 comment:
Yeah, I can see you and Liza being married...NOT! LOL!
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